May have binged a little on brownie bites, peanut m&ms, and crappy wine tonight. Geez, I wish I could be sorry.
Besides, who the hell am I trying to impress on SB 0-12 anyway? My best guy friend? Or my friend with whom I’ve already had an aggressively asexual hookup? Pass. (though, to be honest, I’m still in love with bachelor number two, despite my better judgment)
