December 2011
137 posts
Oh my god, I never stop eating.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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wordsthatididntsay asked: Btdubbs, you know that abyss you throw all the jerkface guys you know into? I hope there's room left. I'm throwing Dat Russian Boy in there also.
Dec 31st
whilst making out with my friend whom I've been in...
Me: This is really weird.
Him: Yeah, this is weird. Wanna be best friends?
Me: Yeah, let's be best friends.
Dec 31st
wordsthatididntsay asked: I was in the store the other day, and that Pitbull song where he rhymes kodak with kodak came on. I thought of you and just started laughing so hard.
Dec 31st
drink. drank. drunk.
I’m back, Columbus!
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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This doctor’s appointment is throwing a wrench in my “lie around whilst watching criminal minds” plans
Dec 30th
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well, back to columbus.
It’s be a fab break, but all good things must come to an end.
Dec 30th
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yesterday, I bought my first pair of jeggings
Which is surprising given my sworn allegiance to all things legging.
Dec 29th
meaningful glances set to "gravity"
It’s like the writers of Community know me.
Dec 29th
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I want to rewind time so I can eat that breakfast...
Fried eggs.  Colby Jack.  Toast. Breakfast is the best.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 (UK: Depression Alliance, 0845 123 2320)
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 (UK: Samaritans, 08457 90 90 90)
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 (UK: London Lesbian & Gay Switchboard (serves all LGBTQ people), 0300 330 0630)
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 (UK: National Centre for Eating Disorders, 01372 469 493)
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 (UK: SupportLine, 01708 765 200)
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 (UK: The Bereavement Trust, 0800 435 455)
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 (UK: Homeless UK, 0808 800 70 70)
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 (UK: Marie Stopes, 0845 120 3641)
Crisis Chat Online: www.crisischat.org
Domestic Violence: 1-800-799-7233 (UK: National Domestic Violence Helpline, 0808 2000 247, Broken Rainbow (for same-sex relationships), 020 8359 9507)
Get Connected (puts you in touch with appropriate hotline (UK only)): 0808 808 4994
Dec 29th
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fridaphile: Pitbull’s lyrics are really…something else.  Additionally, you cannot rhyme Kodak with Kodak.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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@bedbugsbiting
Oh, you be sold the moment you have to potty and realize that you don’t have to get out of your cocoon of awesome.
Dec 29th
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I am going to run today. There’s just a bit of lying around that I have to do first.
Dec 28th
This movie is seriously fucking amazing.
Dec 28th
Feels a bit strange
mylifeismedschool: …not to receive about 50 emails from my school’s administration or a med student club during the break. Almost forgot I had an email account. #MLIMS
Dec 28th
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“Is it like a monster movie? I thought the Super 8 were good guys, like...”
– My mother. God love her.
Dec 28th
Super 8 is fucking fantastic. And I’ve only seen 15 minutes of it so far.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
i-am-no-one-you-know asked: Hahaha, I'm glad I can make you laugh! If I ever finish this story I'm working on and get it published, you're definitely getting a copy.
Dec 27th
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My cousin is stupid drunk right now and trying to be all philosophical. It’s fucking hysterical. Oh to be 21 again.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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I’m going to let myself drift off to sleep while listening to some sweet tunes and looking back fondly on the first guy I’ve been with all year that I don’t regret (yet)
Dec 27th
this is the neverending car trip
There was a hazardous material spill on I-70, so the trip that normally takes 3.5 hours is clocking in at 6 hours and counting. Thank heavens for the iPhone and car chargers.
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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My Bon Iver listening is a little less forlorn and a little more content than last week. Take from that what you will.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
That boy from Friday just made first contact. I’m going to view this as a little experiment, do things the opposite of how I normally would. Should be educational if anything.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
I just lectured my aunt for 20 minutes about why it wasn’t ok for her and my uncle to take my grandma’s Lortab. During which my 61 year old aunt rolled her eyes at me like petulant teenager.
Dec 26th
God love her, my aunt never stops fucking talking. About nothing. And nothing that anyone cares about. I know it’s because she is desperately starved for attention from 30 years of marriage to an emotionally stunted asshole. But good lord, it’s exhausting.
Dec 26th
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News story about soldiers coming home and surprising their families? Fucking waterworks. I guess I do have a soul.
Dec 25th
Oh don't you worry, captainphd
You’ll be a male future-doctor. Pick of the litter for your kind.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Last night's success confirmed what I've known all...
I need to get the heck out of the med school.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
evaluating my life choices in the cruel light of...
Nope, still pretty pleased with myself. When he walked in, I thought to myself, I want to make out with YOU tonight. So I did. Booyah.
Dec 24th