December 2011
137 posts
Oh my god, I never stop eating.
wordsthatididntsay asked: Btdubbs, you know that abyss you throw all the jerkface guys you know into? I hope there's room left. I'm throwing Dat Russian Boy in there also.
whilst making out with my friend whom I've been in...
Me: This is really weird.
Him: Yeah, this is weird. Wanna be best friends?
Me: Yeah, let's be best friends.
wordsthatididntsay asked: I was in the store the other day, and that Pitbull song where he rhymes kodak with kodak came on. I thought of you and just started laughing so hard.
drink. drank. drunk.
I’m back, Columbus!
This doctor’s appointment is throwing a wrench in my “lie around whilst watching criminal minds” plans
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well, back to columbus.
It’s be a fab break, but all good things must come to an end.
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yesterday, I bought my first pair of jeggings
Which is surprising given my sworn allegiance to all things legging.
meaningful glances set to "gravity"
It’s like the writers of Community know me.
I want to rewind time so I can eat that breakfast...
Fried eggs. Colby Jack. Toast.
Breakfast is the best.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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fridaphile:
Pitbull’s lyrics are really…something else.
Additionally, you cannot rhyme Kodak with Kodak.
@bedbugsbiting
Oh, you be sold the moment you have to potty and realize that you don’t have to get out of your cocoon of awesome.
I am going to run today. There’s just a bit of lying around that I have to do first.
This movie is seriously fucking amazing.
Feels a bit strange
mylifeismedschool:
…not to receive about 50 emails from my school’s administration or a med student club during the break. Almost forgot I had an email account.
#MLIMS
Is it like a monster movie? I thought the Super 8 were good guys, like...
– My mother. God love her.
Super 8 is fucking fantastic. And I’ve only seen 15 minutes of it so far.
i-am-no-one-you-know asked: Hahaha, I'm glad I can make you laugh! If I ever finish this story I'm working on and get it published, you're definitely getting a copy.
My cousin is stupid drunk right now and trying to be all philosophical. It’s fucking hysterical.
Oh to be 21 again.
I’m going to let myself drift off to sleep while listening to some sweet tunes and looking back fondly on the first guy I’ve been with all year that I don’t regret (yet)
this is the neverending car trip
There was a hazardous material spill on I-70, so the trip that normally takes 3.5 hours is clocking in at 6 hours and counting. Thank heavens for the iPhone and car chargers.
My Bon Iver listening is a little less forlorn and a little more content than last week. Take from that what you will.
That boy from Friday just made first contact. I’m going to view this as a little experiment, do things the opposite of how I normally would. Should be educational if anything.
I just lectured my aunt for 20 minutes about why it wasn’t ok for her and my uncle to take my grandma’s Lortab.
During which my 61 year old aunt rolled her eyes at me like petulant teenager.
God love her, my aunt never stops fucking talking. About nothing. And nothing that anyone cares about.
I know it’s because she is desperately starved for attention from 30 years of marriage to an emotionally stunted asshole.
But good lord, it’s exhausting.
News story about soldiers coming home and surprising their families? Fucking waterworks. I guess I do have a soul.
Oh don't you worry, captainphd
You’ll be a male future-doctor. Pick of the litter for your kind.
Last night's success confirmed what I've known all...
I need to get the heck out of the med school.
evaluating my life choices in the cruel light of...
Nope, still pretty pleased with myself.
When he walked in, I thought to myself, I want to make out with YOU tonight. So I did. Booyah.